Wooden Beer Bottle Opener - Personalised Photo & Wording

Are you looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that annoying little cunt in your life? You know, the one who's turned you in to a piss head because of his cuntish behaviour? Or maybe it's a cause for celebration on them winning the biggest cunt award? Our customised wooden bottle openers make the perfect present! Choose a special photo of him and let him be reminded every time he cracks a bottle open that it's him, he's the problem it's him! See what we did there? Or maybe you're looking for a 'nice' gift for them. Something meaningful that can be treasured? Whether you choose a romantic moment together or a memorable holiday, our bottle openers are a great way to show how much you care, plus with a durable stainless steel opener, it's a gift that can be used from years to come. 

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. Our funny gifts feature popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Build up some laughter at the office with an item that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this item for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every day!

Gift ideas: 

A map of where you met each other

Photo of you together 

Number of years you've been together

Your favourite nicknames for each other

Just upload your preferred photo and let us know wether you want it cropped or not, along with your chosen wording, to the notes section.

🍺 Approximately 10cm 

🍺 Customisable photo & wording 

🍺 Wipe clean only