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VALENTINES DAY

A5 card, i tried to write you a poem but couldn't find anything nice that rhymes with cunt. Glossy, blank inside

Valentine's Card - I’ve been trying to write you a poem but I can’t find anything nice that rhymes with cunt
A5 glossy 'I know being single on valentines day is shit, but it beats being stuck with that wanker & you'll probably do a better job at fingering yourself.' Pink border around the edge, pink heart bottom right corner. Blank inside, white envelope.

A5 Valentines Card - Being single is shit...
Wine bottle label/bottle stopper

Wine bottle label/bottle stopper
Valentine’s Card - Mr Bean

Valentine’s Card - Mr Bean
Valentine’s Card - Sit on your face and glaze it like a donut

Valentine’s Card - Sit on your face and glaze it like a donut
Valentine’s Card - Unicorn- take off my pants and bounce on your horn

Valentine’s Card - Unicorn- take off my pants and bounce on your horn
Plaque - Husband does fuck all

Plaque - Husband does fuck all
Heart shape sequin cushion cover. Simply swipe the sequins to reveal the quote, I fucking love you. Un filled and rose gold sequins.

Sequin Heart Cushion - I Fucking Love You (Rose Gold)
Mug - I love everyone...except you

Mug - I love everyone...except you
Mugs - His & Hers, Wonky and Moisty

Mugs - His & Hers, Wonky and Moisty
Valentine’s Day Card - Shit Box

Valentine’s Day Card - Shit Box