VALENTINES DAY

Valentines Cards - I’ve been trying to write you a poem but I can’t find anything nice that rhymes with cunt

Valentines Cards - I know being single on Valentine’s Day is shit....

Wine bottle label/bottle stopper

Valentine’s Card - Mr Bean

Valentine’s Card - Sit on your face and glaze it like a donut

Valentine’s Card - Unicorn- take off my pants and bounce on your horn

Plaque - Husband does fuck all

Sequin heart cushion - I Fucking Love You (Rose Gold)

Mug - I love everyone...except you

Mugs - His & Hers, Wonky and Moisty

Card - Cute nicknames

Valentine’s Day Card - Shit Box