WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING KNOW?...
What is the returns policy? All our returns information can be found HERE
What are the shipping options? All our UK & International shipping information can be found HERE
Do you ship internationally? We sure do. We sell world wide! You can view more information about our international shipping HERE
Can i make changes to an order i've already placed? Of course! We are happy to make any changes to your order as long as we haven't started the fulfilment process. You can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to find out.
Do you offer custom orders? Yes! We love being able to offer a custom design, just for you. You can add a name & photo to 90% of our products. We can even discuss making a new product for you. Just get in touch at email@example.com. We are more than happy to help.
Do you have a newsletter? Do you want to join our exclusive MBM cunt club? You will receive future promotions & even free stuff! No spammy shit from us. You can sign up HERE
Do you only sell products with swearing on? Nope. We pride ourselves on being a one stop gift shop & have gifts for the whole family. Whether they love to swear or not to swear, we have something for everyone!
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Let customers speak for us
Over the years everything I’ve ordered from here has been amazing, even the so called ‘not so perfect’ items, which are of course perfect. Thank you for creating items that put smile’s on people’s faces and making us laugh
I ordered the card and mug for mother's day. Even though my mum's a bit of a square, she laughed. Perfect xx
Top quality notebook, probably won’t actually get my shit together but will look awesome trying!
Absolutely great pens to write with and that little naughty message on them just makes them extra special 🤣
Omg these are brilliant, the girls at work love them and had fun picking which one they wanted
He loves them! Said they fit well so would say true to size, soft and comfortable. And now with my name on🙌🏼🤣
Definitely an addition every man needs..
Bought these for my psycho of a husband. Thought he'd lose his shit (not in the boxers obvs) but he pissed himself laughing and now they're his fave pair. Great quality, he says they're super comfy too. Thank you!! Xx
Love this for my dog.
It was delivered quick and packaged well. Will be browsing for more sweary items to add to the collection!
Being a fellow Cunt, this case is definitely a suitable accessory to have in life! I bloody love it, and with the added sparkles I can now shake my sassy ass! Thanks so much!
Had a few orders now and always happy with my purchases. My pretty niece will love this.
Sums me up perfectly.
Another purchase to add to all of my others 😁
Fab travel mug, for my bestie who is always fucking late !! Lol
Having so much fun with this. Doesn’t fit my dog as he’s a fat bastard but Nimoy is an annoy c@&t so quite fitting. Love them both 🥰🥰