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Valentine's Day Card - Massive Cuntasaurus

Valentine's Day Card - Massive Cuntasaurus

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This funny dinosaur design card is sure to make your other half 'roar' with laughter (see what I did there?)... 'You're a massive cuntasauras but you're my massive cuntasaurus'... If that doesn't scream I love you then I don't know what does! A Valentine's card that speaks truth but also reassures them, that although being the biggest cunt there ever was, they are YOUR biggest cunt... 

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

♥️ A6 or A5

♥️ Glossy 300gsm card

♥️ Supplied with a white envelope

♥️ Print a message inside

♥️ Other matching items available

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival. 

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All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival. 

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