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Greetings Card - Bet You Feel Well Blessed Being Allowed To Lick My Minge

Greetings Card - Bet You Feel Well Blessed Being Allowed To Lick My Minge

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Do you have a partner who's well blessed to lick your vagina? Let them know just how lucky they are with this fun adult Valentine's card. There's over 7 billion people in the world & you gave him (or her) sole permission to give you some fanny noshing, cooch smooching... some gnash of the gash! Let the lucky fucker show you some appreciation for being able to enjoy their adult happy meal! It looks pretty on the outside, but of course contains some level of grossness (i'm talking about the card now, not your fadge)... Also containing our popular, fun adult humour, you wouldn't be here for anything less, would you?

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ Other matching items available

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival. 

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