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Valentine's Day Card - Bestie Find A Man Who Won’t Struggle To Find Your Clitoris

Valentine's Day Card - Bestie Find A Man Who Won’t Struggle To Find Your Clitoris

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Have you got a friend who has recently become single & has finally got rid of the fucker who didn't deserve them? At least now they are free to find a man who can actually find the clitoris! Plus i bet their ex had a tiny dick sooo good riddance i say!

Turn this Valentine's in to a Galentine's & show your bestie just how much you care. Go & help them find a man with a massive knob who eats the vagina like a fat cunt munching on a magnum ice cream. I'm sure they will see the funny side of this adult banter card. We believe it's the best form of therapy sometimes, don't you?

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ Other matching items available

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival.

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