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Valentines Card - Being Single Is Shit... Better Job At Fingering Yourself

Valentines Card - Being Single Is Shit... Better Job At Fingering Yourself

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Cheer up your single besties this Valentines Day & turn it in to a Galentine's! Make them laugh with this hilarious, finger yourself, adult banter quote. Remind them how shit it was being stuck with that wanker ex of theirs & that they will probably do a better job of fingering themselves! I mean, who needs a boyfriend/husband anyway? I bet he had a little willy too so good riddance i say. All we need are our friends & our fingers and that's all what matters in life. 

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival.

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Leighanne S.

Sorry no photos or videos as gave to best friend who had recently broke up with a bold headed idiot. Best card she ever received she said. I absolutely loved it and the inserts I received aswell amazing and so funny thank you so much

bald headed idiot I love you! Thank you for the review, i'm glad to hear you loved your order x

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