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Notebook - Up The Bum No Harm Done

Notebook - Up The Bum No Harm Done

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'Up the bum, no harm done'.

Do you consider yourself as a bit of an 'ass destroyer'? Or maybe you are on the receiving end & love getting your back doors smashed in? Whether you are straight as an arrow or a part of the LGBTQ+ community, i'm sure you will find this fun willy design notebook... fun!

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny notebook features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a notepad that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this book for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every single day!

**soggy gusset alert**

WARNING: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!


✎ A5
✎ Printed on glossy card
✎ Stapled notebook
✎ Contains approximately 40 pages
✎ Plain paper
✎ Other binding options available
✎ Every notebook is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch
✎ Personalised option available

We offer this book in a choice of other binding options -
🌷Coil Binded- Secured together with a metal spiral coil (approx 75 plain or ruled pages)
🌷Ring Binded - Secured together with 2 metal rings which can be opened & closed easily. This is a great option if you would like your book to be refillable (approx 75 plain or ruled pages)

We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our notebooks with care to ensure they don't bend or get damaged during transit.

🌷Why not go all out & compliment your new notebook with some of our hilariously funny, offensive rude pens. You can click the link below to view our pre-made designs, or maybe you'd like something a little more personalised & unique? Please send us a message if you want us to print something completely custom for you, we are always more than happy to help! 🌷

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