Mug - Iny Weeny Shrivelled Little Short Dick

Admit it, when you read this mug you sang the words out loud, didn't you? Taken from the viral Tiktok song, 'Iny weeny, teeny weeny, shrivelled little short dick man!' How fun are they to watch! Seeing all those girls coming to the rescue to support their friends in need... we made this one especially for those newly single ladies who finally left that man who just didn't deserve their love. You gave them your all and for what? Just another knob head guy who didn't know how to pleasure you with his shrivelled little dick. Haha, okay, maybe we're being a little harsh here, but don't tell me we all haven't been there, or at least know a friend who has. Cheer them up with this hilarious break up mug as a gift this valentine's Day (or should we say Galentine's Day!). We're sure they'll see the funny side of this one, after all it's just a bit of banter and they might even think it's quite clever! A bit of adult humour is the best solution sometimes isn't it?

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny mug features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a mug that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this mug for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every morning!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.
☕️ Glossy white finish.
☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.
☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.
☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.
☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.
☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.

PERSONALISED ITEMS - RETURN POLICY
We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

🌷 Why not order a coaster to compliment your new mug and showcase it in style. Either choose one of our ready made designs by clicking here, or you can request a custom made one with anything you like. You can even request one to match your mug design. Just send us a message, we're happy to help! 🌷

**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!