Mug - I Have A Condition That Prevents Me From Dieting

Couldn't care less about dieting? Sick of hearing people keep on about their workouts and calorie intake? Tired of being judged for being a greedy fucker? We can sympathise. At least with a bit of creative profanity you can all have a good laugh about it. We believe that a bit of adult humour is the solution to most of life's problems, add this mug to your desk space or coffee table to cheer you up and say what you want to say without even having to open your mouth!

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny mug features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a mug that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this mug for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every morning!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.
☕️ Glossy white finish.
☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.
☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.
☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.
☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.
☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.

PERSONALISED ITEMS - RETURN POLICY
We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

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**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!