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Mug - Fuck You Susan

Mug - Fuck You Susan

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So you've decided it's time to make some healthier decisions, starting with that dreaded word... Dieting, and there's one person who will NOT shut up about the fact that they can eat whatever they want and never put on weight? It's usually that cocky fucker in fat club but they are everywhere. Could be the slimmest co-worker who you can't avoid because you're both sat in the office together? Or even your other half who constantly orders takeaways? We can sympathise. At least with a bit of creative profanity you can all have a good laugh about it. We believe that a bit of adult humour is the solution to most of life's problems, add this mug to your desk space or coffee table to cheer you up and maybe even motivate you to stick to your goals of a healthier lifestyle! Fuck you, Susan!

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny mug features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a mug that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this mug for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every morning!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!


☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.

☕️ Glossy white finish.

☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.

☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.

☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.

☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.

☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.


We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

🌷 Why not order a coaster to compliment your new mug and showcase it in style. Either choose one of our ready made designs by clicking here, or you can request a custom made one with anything you like. You can even request one to match your mug design. Just send us a message, we're happy to help! 🌷

**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!

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