Mug - Dave, breath of a thousand foreskins

Love a truly disgusting insult? This one's for you...

If you're a lover of all things profanity and you need a way to be passive aggressive towards your significant other, best friend, cocky co-worker or uncle dickhead, you've found it! This mug tells them exactly how you feel even if it's 'only banter'... Don't forget it's personalised so it can't be confused as someone else's mug. Oh we do love a bit of adult humour and this one is bound to raise a few eyebrows when gifted to the right person!

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny mug features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a mug that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this mug for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every morning!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.
☕️ Glossy white finish.
☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.
☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.
☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.
☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.
☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.

PERSONALISED ITEMS - RETURN POLICY
We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

Please use the notes section at checkout to add your chosen name/wording. If no notes are left, we will send the same as the image above.

🌷 Why not order a coaster to compliment your new mug and showcase it in style. Either choose one of our ready made designs by clicking on the link below, or you can request a custom made one with anything you like. You can even request one to match your mug design. Just send us a message, we're happy to help! 🌷

https://www.missisbeeutifullymade.com/search?q=coaster&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!