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MAY PRE ORDER - Door Mat - Please Fuck Off (poly material)

MAY PRE ORDER - Door Mat - Please Fuck Off (poly material)

Regular price £12.95 GBP
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Door Mat / Bath Mat- Please Fuck Off | For Her | Funny Door Mat | Indoor Door Mat | House Accessories | HomeDecor | Banter Gift | New Home Gift | Joke

'Please fuck off' doormat (also can used as a bath mat)... Well, at least we said please! The perfect home accessory to warn off any unwanted visitors. They are printed in black with a white 'please fuck off' quote & a lovely floral design. The back is a non slip so you don't go sliding and break a fucking hip or somethin'. They are perfect for porches, kitchens, conservatories & hallways. What a great gift for anyone who's moved in to a new home, bought their first house or a 'just because' gift to anyone with a fun sense of humour!

🏡 Non slip

🏡 Full print

🏡 38*64cm

🏡 Machine wash is not recommended

We also offer these with any wording or image! If you would like something more personalised, please message us, we are more than happy to help!


Stain resistant, easy to vacuum, and perfect for any room and decor.

  • Made of polyester
  • Feature: Non-slip backing
  • Suitable Rooms: Home Office, Bathroom, Kitchen, Kids Room, Dining Room, Bedroom
  • Shape: Rectangle
  • Care Instruction:Machine wash is not recommended
  • Due to transportation needs, we will fold and curl the door mats, so there will be some creases on the products you receive but they will straighten out over time 


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