Door Mat - Please Fuck Off

Door Mat - Please Fuck Off | For Her | Funny Door Mat | Indoor Door Mat | House Accessories | HomeDecor | Banter Gift | New Home Gift | Joke

'Please fuck off' doormat... Well, at least we said please! The perfect home accessory to warn off any unwanted visitors. They are printed in black with a white 'please fuck off' quote & a lovely floral design. The back is a non slip rubber so you don't go sliding and break a fucking hip or somethin'. They are perfect for porches, kitchens, conservatories & hallways. What a great gift for anyone who's moved in to a new home, bought their first house or a 'just because' gift to anyone with a fun sense of humour!

🏡 Non slip

🏡 Full print

🏡 60x40 cm

🏡 Rubber backed

🏡 Machine washable

We also offer these with any wording or image! If you would like something more personalised, please message us, we are more than happy to help!