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Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum

Valentine's Card - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum

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We know how freaky some of you mucky fuckers get on Valentine's day & with the NHS already in a crisis, we thought we would do our bit to help. We don't want you guys being stuck up the A&E with something wedged in your corn hole now do we? Let this card be a gentle remind to do the mouth test first. 

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ Other matching items available

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival. 

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https://www.missisbeeutifullymade.com/collections/cards-impress-your-friends-offend-your-mother-in-law

 

 

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